New Year, Elder Emo, Boo Birds
Officers, Jaw Muscles, and SEALs
Murder, Elves, and Kings
Cults, Astros Wine, and Seasonal Creep
Party Poopers, McKeldin Masturbators, and WS Woes
Sportsball!
Daycare, Calls from Dead Guys, and Philly Philly
Senior Love, Adam Levine, and Flavor Shots
Birthdays, Emo Kids, and Fantasies
Jesus, Early Birds, and Trainwrecks
Back 2 School, Illuminati, and Minshew Mania
Job Rejections, Achy Legs, and Guardian Helmets
